{"product_id":"when-tulips-touch-my-peonies-justin-orlando-9798199947886","title":"When Tulips Touch My Peonies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilariously innocent gardening tale that's definitely not about gardening.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen Tulips Touch My Peonies\u003c\/i\u003e is a rhyming adult parody picture book that lovingly mimics the style of classic children's stories while delivering a bouquet full of clever double entendres and laugh-out-loud innuendo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Andy discovers that his peonies have become droopy, wilted, and unable to stand tall on their own, he tries everything he can think of to help them recover. Then visitors begin arriving with their beautiful tulips. Whenever their tulips touch his peonies, something remarkable happens-his peonies perk up, spring to life, and stand proudly once again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold through charming rhymes and whimsical illustrations, this humorous gift book is perfect for readers who enjoy: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult parody picture books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gardening gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInnuendo humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts for friends and couples\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee table humor books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLighthearted adult comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen Tulips Touch My Peonies\u003c\/i\u003e keeps a straight face while delivering a blooming bouquet of suggestive laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a gardener, a plant lover, a spouse with a mischievous sense of humor, or simply someone who appreciates a well-crafted double meaning, this delightful parody is sure to leave readers smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e May cause spontaneous giggling whenever someone mentions tulips, peonies, flower pots, or \"helping things stand up.\" Definitely NOT a children's book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCategories\/Keywords: \u003c\/b\u003e Adult parody book, funny gardening book, humorous gift book, innuendo humor, rhyming comedy book, novelty gift, gag gift for adults, parody children's book, flower humor, funny plant lover gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Justin Orlando\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798199947886\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/04\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 28\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.07d","brand":"Justin Orlando","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48801622458623,"sku":"9798199947886","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/when-tulips-touch-my-peonies-justin-orlando-9798199947886","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}