{"product_id":"where-does-all-the-poop-a-c-hudson-9798999737700","title":"Where Does All the Poop Go?","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver read the story of Noah's Ark and thought, \"Wait... how did that actually work?\" Yeah, same.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhere Does All the Poop Go?\u003c\/b\u003e is a darkly funny, fully illustrated picture book for adults who've dared to apply common sense to Bible stories. Through modern dialogue, sarcastic side-eyes, and painfully accurate math, this book follows poor Noah as he's asked to load \u003cb\u003e16 million animals\u003c\/b\u003e onto a \u003cb\u003ewooden boat\u003c\/b\u003e, feed them for a \u003cb\u003eyear without refrigeration\u003c\/b\u003e, and, oh yeah, figure out where all the poop goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in a satirical children's-book style with full-color illustrations on every page, this book blends Sunday school nostalgia with brutal logic and a healthy dose of \u003ci\u003eWTF\u003c\/i\u003e. It's not just a retelling, it's a comedic audit of one of the Bible's most famous events.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for ex-evangelicals, cult survivors, recovering Bible nerds, or anyone who enjoys asking questions they were told not to, this book opens the floodgates, literally and metaphorically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTrigger warning: \u003c\/b\u003e May cause church flashbacks and uncontrollable laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e A. C. Hudson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798999737700\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Biblical Blunders LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/22\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 42\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d","brand":"A. C. Hudson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48440666652927,"sku":"9798999737700","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_b1ef194c-092d-4b8e-be63-e4c2598246c2.jpg?v=1777183992","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/where-does-all-the-poop-a-c-hudson-9798999737700","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}