{"product_id":"whisky-soda-keeps-9781728395548","title":"Whisky Soda","description":"I cut, I just do it with a pen. I write with no identity. Just one of the many flawed humans. I should have been a bat. At least then I would be labelled out of shape. Unlike the dozens of self-portrayals full of deception. My story is badly structed and full of holes, just like the rocky boat of life. I'm poorly educated. But interested. This book is a love story. A word that is misunderstood. I do think such a thing exists, I'm just not sure it can survive. I'm going to stop selling now. It feels like I'm trying to provoke on the edge. Read my s**t because I'm uncut. Anyway, I can tell you what this book isn't. So, when you've finished pretending to look educated by reading the back cover in a stifling book shop. You know what you're not checking into. This book will never be made into a major Hollywood movie. This book isn't written by a depressed teenager who hates the world. This book isn't a portrayal of self-destruction. This book is not made for financial gain, but here's hoping I can flex an around the world holiday. This book was written out of rage, but not jealous. I don't think the world is bad. This book will only cheer you up, If your honest. Its not spiteful. But then I'd never put jellyfish in a trifle. I spit words like Kubrick plays games. Sorry I got bored. I might see you inside. If not bye darling...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1728395542\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781728395548\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Authorhouse UK\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/23\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 678\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 1.49d","brand":"Keeps","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48442501038335,"sku":"9781728395548","price":33.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9c6fb6ab-5603-4a22-81ce-5b50c0105085.jpg?v=1777197802","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/whisky-soda-keeps-9781728395548","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}