{"product_id":"why-dont-you-write-my-roz-chast-9781250301963","title":"Why Don't You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It?: A Mother's Suggestions","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe perfect Mother's Day gift: A collection of witty one-line advice \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003ewriter Patricia Marx heard from her mother, accompanied by full-color illustrations by\u003ci\u003e New Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e staff cartoonist Roz Chast.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEvery mother knows best, but \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003ewriter Patty Marx's knows better. Patty has never been able to shake her mother's one-line witticisms from her brain, so she's collected them into a book, accompanied by full color illustrations by \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003estaff cartoonist Roz Chast. These snappy maternal cautions include: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you feel guilty about throwing away leftovers, put them in the back of your refrigerator for five days and then throw them out.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you run out of food at your dinner party, the world will end. \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen traveling, call the hotel from the airport to say there aren't enough towels in your room and, by the way, you'd like a room with a better view.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhy don't you write my eulogy now so I can correct it?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEvery child will want to buy this for mom on Mother's Day!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Roz Chast, Patricia Marx\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1250301963\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781250301963\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Celadon Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/02\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 112\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.20h x 5.20w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal Prepub Alert\u003c\/i\u003e 11\/15\/2018 pg. 65\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/24\/2019 pg. 1","brand":"Roz Chast","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44043328520447,"sku":"9781250301963","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4fd2a824-d453-4142-9da3-3dc57f8a827b.jpg?v=1684966525","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/why-dont-you-write-my-roz-chast-9781250301963","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}