{"product_id":"why-your-life-sucks-spiritually-emily-jennings-9798847193474","title":"Why Your Life Sucks, Spiritually: Humor to Save Your Soul","description":"\u003cp\u003eA collection of spiritual humor pieces, this is a guide to your existential crisis. Enjoy the cynicism and insights that this book provides. This book is for you if you practice some level of spirituality and you have retained your sense of humor about being human.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you wondered why you keep seeing the number 11 everywhere? Do you see very little difference between the experience of being human and a puppet show? Are you aware that in this level of consciousness that we call waking life, eating a sandwich is just about the most transcendental thing you can do? The universe lights up when we laugh and see the irony in our situations. We're here to rise above it all by embracing love and humor. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn the first part of this book, \u003ci\u003eMetaphysical Malarkey\u003c\/i\u003e, you'll find a collection of writings about reality and what it all means. In the second part, \u003ci\u003eSarcasm and Silliness, \u003c\/i\u003ewit and dark humor help you see spiritual life for what it really is. Finally, in part three, \u003ci\u003eConsciousness Is Corny\u003c\/i\u003e, the nature of consciousness is explored with regard to what it means to be human. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA range of topics is covered in this book including the purpose of human life, twin flames, the soul's journey, and meditation. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eChapters: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIntroduction: The Universe Wants Us to Laugh\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePart 1: Metaphysical Malarkey\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWelcome to Soul University\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSame Shit, Different Life\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI Wish I Was Dead, But Not in a Bad Way\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eNo, You Didn't Manifest Your House\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou Exist but You Aren't Real \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Totally Lose Touch with Reality\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePart 2: Sarcasm and Silliness\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou Are a Soul Having a Sandwich Experience\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eEnlightenment Is Too Hard\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSeeing Synchronicities? Do Nothing\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSigns That the Universe Wants You to Eat a Sandwich\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWill These Spirits Please Just Tell Me What They Want?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eTwin Flames Must Be a Joke, Right? \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSuper Easy Spiritual Life Hacks \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSecret Habits of Highly Spiritual People\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI Don't Need Another White Feather\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThoughts of Spiritually Awakened People\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Convincingly Pretend That You Enjoy Being Alive\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhy Don't You Like My Jokes About Death?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e'Toxic Positivity' Is an Oxymoron, You Moron\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePart 3: Consciousness Is Corny\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eNone of These Thoughts Are Even Mine!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePractice Mind-Emptiness, Not Mindfulness\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLife Is a Puppet Show\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSandwiches Are the Best Part of Consciousness\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Irony of Searching Outside for What's Inside\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eCan I Get a Vacation From Spirituality?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHealth Schmealth\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBe a Dog in Your Next Life\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Emily Jennings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8847193478\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798847193474\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/14\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 166\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.35d","brand":"Emily Jennings","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46052343578879,"sku":"9798847193474","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_15823569-a69b-4626-b6dc-a5134755561e.jpg?v=1723556096","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/why-your-life-sucks-spiritually-emily-jennings-9798847193474","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}