{"product_id":"worlds-greatest-truly-offensive-jokes-mad-comedy-9781724351296","title":"World's Greatest Truly Offensive Jokes 2018","description":"St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming, and he needed to use the restroom. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go take a leak?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Sure,\" replied Jesus. \"What do I have to do?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Sounds easy enough,\" Jesus shrugged. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to a chair in front of a Heavenly desk and sat across from him. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJesus peered at the old man and asked, \"What was it you did for a living?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe old man replied, \"I was a carpenter.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Did you have any family?\" he asked. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Yes, I had a son,\" the old man nodded, \"but I lost him.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJesus leaned forward some more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Well, he had holes in his hands and feet,\" the old man said tearfully. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJesus leaned forward even more and whispered, \"Father?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe old man leaned forward and whispered, \"Pinocchio?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis collection of raunchy, offensive, nasty jokes is sure to shock and offend nearly everyone. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eREVIEWS: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Five stars  I don't know if you can legally tell a joke where Donald Trump has his way with Sasha and Malia Obama, but this is the book to find it \" Funniest Ever Weekly \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"This book makes fun of blacks and whites, Christians and Muslims, women and transexuals, and everyone in between in a series of the funniest, dirtiest jokes ever. Just don't get caught reading it \" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eComics Forever \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA black guy walks into a country bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEverybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: \"You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe black guy says, \"I'm from Iowa.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe bartender asks, \"What th' hell you do in Iowa?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe black guy responds, \"I'm a taxidermist.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe bartender asks, \"A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe black guy says, \"I mount animals.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, \"It's OK, boys, he's one of us \"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mad Comedy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 172435129X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781724351296\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/29\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.23d","brand":"Mad Comedy","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44125270606079,"sku":"9781724351296","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_a6512d2b-43d8-4509-819c-2538dcef4f9d.jpg?v=1687441641","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/worlds-greatest-truly-offensive-jokes-mad-comedy-9781724351296","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}