{"product_id":"xylobhone-a-boner-fied-alphabet-book-harold-cummings-9798990376106","title":"Xylobhone A Boner-fied Alphabet Book for Men Only","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about your one-eyed trouser snake in 'Xylobhone, A Boner-fied Alphabet Book for Men Only'!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Harold Cummings on a wild ride through the realm of manhood as he uncovers the mysteries of the mighty appendage. From its humble beginnings as a pee-shooter to its starring role in the bedroom Olympics, this book leaves no stone unturned (or should we say, no shaft unexplored!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut wait, there's more! Dive into a world of creative nomenclature as Harold dishes out names for the family jewels that'll make you blush and giggle in equal measure. Say hello to 'Fabulous Freddie, ' wave to 'Quirky Jerky, ' and bow down to 'King of the Jungle' - because every member of the male anatomy deserves a royal title!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a sprinkle of humor, a dash of insight, and a whole lot of reverence (well, sort of), 'Xylobhone A Boner-fied Alphabet Book for Men Only' is the ultimate guide to the wobbly bits downstairs. Whether you're a serious scholar of anatomy or just a curious cat, this book will have you chuckling, cringing, and maybe even scratching your head (or something else!) in wonder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, grab your magnifying glass (or maybe a microscope: p ) and prepare to embark on an adventure that'll leave you with a newfound appreciation for the wonders of the male body. 'Xylobhone A Boner-fied Alphabet Book for Men Only' - because sometimes laughter really is the best medicine, especially when it comes to tackling the prickly topic of manhood! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Harold Cummings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798990376106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Whispering Tongue Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/08\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 60\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.84lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.31d","brand":"Harold Cummings","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":45898150052095,"sku":"9798990376106","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_56156496-8e48-4126-aee7-eaa0778c60b1.jpg?v=1721375625","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/xylobhone-a-boner-fied-alphabet-book-harold-cummings-9798990376106","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}