{"product_id":"you-cant-make-this-shit-staci-l-huckins-9798295437281","title":"You Can't Make This Shit Up: A Memoir","description":"\u003cp\u003eHi, I'm Staci. Born after a failed vasectomy, mother of four by 22, and proud survivor of multiple marriages, haunted hayrides, and three separate Heimlich maneuvers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not your average inspirational memoir. It's more like if trauma had a group chat with sarcasm, glitter, and questionable life choices. In these pages, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The time one kid superglued the other's eye shut\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The exact moment I kicked a machete barefoot on a kayak trip (spoiler: blood. so much blood)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The lie where I convinced my daughters they were triplets\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The legendary day I walked into a light pole in Salem, Massachusetts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- And that one time I tried to cross the street and ended up in a whole other state\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll also meet Randy the raccoon (I thought he moved to the barn-he didn't), my husband Josiah (aka my mail escort), and Tia-the She to my Nanigans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like your memoirs raw, ridiculous, and laced with \"did she really just say that?\"-welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not here to teach you how to live your best life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm here to remind you that sometimes, surviving it at all deserves a damn trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can't make this shit up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I did live it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now? I'm handing it to you-messy, hilarious, and absolutely unfiltered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Staci L. Huckins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798295437281\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Staci L. Huckins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/04\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 264\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.75d","brand":"Staci L. Huckins","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48801178583295,"sku":"9798295437281","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-cant-make-this-shit-staci-l-huckins-9798295437281","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}