{"product_id":"you-cant-make-this-stuff-farid-ennassiri-9798257443923","title":"You Can't Make This Stuff Up: The Wildly Honest Book Written Just for Nurses: Humor, Truth, and Everything They Don't Teach in Nursing School","description":"\u003cb\u003eNobody warned you it would be like this.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eYou Can't Make This Stuff Up\u003c\/b\u003e is the book every nurse deserves and nobody thought to write - a wildly honest, laugh-out-loud celebration of the strangest, hardest, most deeply human job in healthcare. From the anatomy of a 12-hour shift to the real definitions behind medical terminology, from the nurses you will absolutely recognize to the body facts that will surprise even a seasoned RN - this book is for the nurse who has charted through a code, eaten half a granola bar standing up, and still said \"call me if you need anything\" on the way out the door. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside you'll find: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e- The Hierarchy of Nursing Pain (ranked)\u003cbr\u003e- Things Patients Have Actually Said - and we're not making any of it up\u003cbr\u003e- Medical history's most unhinged moments (bloodletting, patent morphine for babies, and more)\u003cbr\u003e- What your nursing specialty really says about you\u003cbr\u003e- A love letter to night shift\u003cbr\u003e- The Nurse's Survival Manifesto - practical, honest, no fluff \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e ICU nurses, ER nurses, floor nurses, night shift survivors, new grads, seasoned veterans, and anyone who has ever done triage at a family reunion without meaning to. This is not a textbook. This is not a wellness guide. This is the book that lives in your bag on break and reminds you that you are part of something extraordinary. \u003ci\u003eFor nurses. By someone who gets it.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Farid Ennassiri\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798257443923\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/14\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 44\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.16lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.09d","brand":"Farid Ennassiri","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997600100607,"sku":"9798257443923","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-cant-make-this-stuff-farid-ennassiri-9798257443923","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}