{"product_id":"you-dont-know-anything-because-barely-functioning-slacker-9781955342070","title":"You Don't Know Anything Because You're a F*cking Two-Year-Old","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old is an adult children's book that won't put you the f*ck to sleep. It is inspired by tales told to Barely Functioning Slacker by her childhood friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's no grapes of wrath, but at least it's not a book that consists of nothing but shit. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's also a hell of a lot better than a philosophy book. Let's be honest - it would be more pleasant to dip your privates in honey and let pooh bear go to town on you than to read a philosophy book. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeriously - it would be less painful to get eaten out by a shark while menstruating than to read or listen to some insufferable pompous ponce drone on and on about ethics. So yeah, You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old isn't that bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Barely Functioning Slacker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1955342075\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781955342070\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Barely Functioning Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/01\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 28\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.07d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001","brand":"Barely Functioning Slacker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44057209962751,"sku":"9781955342070","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c197424d-fcd2-4ab6-b5c8-2b93149f0200.jpg?v=1685045661","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-dont-know-anything-because-barely-functioning-slacker-9781955342070","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}