{"product_id":"you-get-to-wipe-a-christopher-horton-9780997934823","title":"You Get to Wipe a Poopy Butt","description":"\u003cb\u003eNothing prepares you for this ...\u003c\/b\u003e Happy daddy, baby in his arms, walking through the kitchen on the way to the shower. Pausing for a brief moment to talk with my wife about something when I felt it ... it was warm and sliding down my arm ... \u003cbr\u003eHe pooped on me  With no time to react and a quick follow-up fart we both stood there speechless surveying how the tiny 3-month old buns had somehow managed to spray poop on the upper and lower cabinets and the countertop in between. Little man ... he simply grinned the whole time. \u003cbr\u003eThis is one of many priceless and messy moments that are headed your way. Go ahead, pull up a chair, kick your feet up and let us talk about the adventure of being a dad. Why? \u003cb\u003eWell...you get to wipe a poopy butt.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Christopher Horton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0997934824\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780997934823\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Vacationing Life, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/25\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.49lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.80h x 5.08w x 0.47d","brand":"Christopher Horton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44311059267839,"sku":"9780997934823","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_de431cc7-5c45-4af6-8e75-e6316a9a5710.jpg?v=1695720864","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-get-to-wipe-a-christopher-horton-9780997934823","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}