{"product_id":"you-kids-quit-pooping-on-chris-morton-9781470019730","title":"You Kids Quit Pooping On The Lawn!","description":"Braised hippo tonsils. Whirling visionary Pentecostal dancers. Aliens. Accordions. Strange piles on the lawn. With gentle humor and a keen eye for deeper meaning, a simple man takes on the world swirling around him in a series of short essays. From family life and the terrors of fatherhood to the perils of hunting camp exorcisms, the essays are funny, poignant, sincere, occasionally bizarre, and always entertaining.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Chris Morton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1470019736\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781470019730\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/26\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.38d","brand":"Chris Morton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46685657497855,"sku":"9781470019730","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e1a2ab9d-0920-4881-9f05-435de74e0446.jpg?v=1741726372","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-kids-quit-pooping-on-chris-morton-9781470019730","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}