{"product_id":"you-may-be-old-if-douglas-king-9781737625605","title":"You May Be Old If","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou may be old if . . . you're holding this paperback book in your hands and not reading it on your phone or tablet. That's right, this is an actual book. We cut down a tree to make it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe pages of this book are filled with funny thoughts about the joys (cough, cough) of getting old. There are also quotes from famous people who share their thoughts on the subject. So really this is two books in one. You're welcome. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best part of all? Once you're finished reading it, you can go back to the beginning and start again, because you won't remember what you read. (Yes, that is an offensive old person joke. Get used to it, this book is filled with them.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo put your teeth in, prop your feet up and get ready for some fun at old people's expense, and why not, it's not like they can chase us if we run away. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFilled with short jokes that answer the question posed by the title, You may be old it... plus comedic quotes from famous folks like George Burns, Bob Hope, Mark Twain, Rita Rudner, and more about aging. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Douglas King\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1737625601\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781737625605\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Day III Productions, Inc.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/28\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 172\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.00h x 4.00w x 0.40d","brand":"Douglas King","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43945538519295,"sku":"9781737625605","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_dce24312-fbd5-4f1d-a148-48503d11277f.jpg?v=1681508756","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-may-be-old-if-douglas-king-9781737625605","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}