{"product_id":"you-might-be-a-crazy-janet-vormittag-9780998698700","title":"You Might Be A Crazy Cat Lady If","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiscover the hilarious and heartwarming tales of a self-proclaimed \"crazy cat lady.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou Might Be a Crazy Cat Lady if... \u003c\/em\u003eis a delightful collection of humorous short stories about the cats who stole the author's heart-and sometimes her common sense. With these stories Janet celebrates the cats who comforted her through life's ups and downs-while simultaneously nudging her toward official crazy cat lady status.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll meet more than twenty unforgettable felines. There's Lucy, the partially paralyzed kitty who became Janet's fiercest rival in the household mouse-hunting competition. (Janet preferred catch-and-release. Lucy preferred catch-and-eat.) You'll laugh at Buddy, the Basketball Cat with a snacking problem; cheer for Wild Cat, who took more than a year to tame; and smile at Frosty Flake, the sassy foster who never left. And don't miss the unforgettable day a simple trip to the shelter for four kittens ended with sixteen packed into Janet's car.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn these lighthearted tales, cats prove to be both Janet's saving grace and her greatest test of sanity. Janet often wonders if she is soft in the heart...or soft in the head. One thing she does know-life with cats is never dull.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComplete with charming black-and-white photographs, this book takes the \"crazy\" out of the cliché and replaces it with compassion, joy and a deep love for feline companions. The perfect read or gift for any cat lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Janet Vormittag\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0998698709\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780998698700\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jlv Enterprises LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/10\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 146\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.39lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.31d","brand":"Janet Vormittag","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48174899364095,"sku":"9780998698700","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2476770e-60dc-47ad-98c7-75880a093c28.jpg?v=1771331255","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-might-be-a-crazy-janet-vormittag-9780998698700","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}