{"product_id":"you-might-be-a-senior-jp-collins-9798276568812","title":"You Might Be a Senior Citizen If...: 12 Lighthearted Clues You've Qualified for Senior Citizenship","description":"\u003cb\u003eHeadline: Do you make a specific sound every time you get out of a chair?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf so, welcome to the club. You're not just getting older; you're entering the \"Vintage\" phase. And let's be honest, if we don't laugh about it, we'll just cry (and ruin our bifocals).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e[Insert Book Title Here]\u003c\/i\u003e is the hilarious new collection of observations, quips, and truths for anyone who remembers life before the internet-and prefers it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a medical guide. It's a survival guide for the days when your mind makes promises your lower back can't keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou'll laugh out loud as you recognize yourself in chapters like: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Great Password Struggle: \u003c\/b\u003e Why you have 17 sticky notes under your keyboard and \u003ci\u003estill\u003c\/i\u003e get locked out of your email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Nap Trap: \u003c\/b\u003e How to explain that you weren't sleeping, you were just \"resting your eyes\" during the news.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMenu Math: \u003c\/b\u003e Choosing your dinner based on which entree won't keep you awake with heartburn at 2:00 AM.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Grocery Store Social: \u003c\/b\u003e Why a trip to the pharmacy is now your primary social outing of the week.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho is this book for?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt makes a fantastic \u003cb\u003eGag Gift\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eRetirement Present\u003c\/b\u003e, or a \"Just Because\" gift for Mom, Dad, or that friend who keeps forwarding you emails from 1999.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStop scrolling (it's bad for your eyes) and scroll up to click the \"Buy Now\" button!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGet it before you walk into the kitchen and forget why you went in there.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jp Collins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798276568812\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/03\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 44\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.12lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.11d","brand":"Jp Collins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49148415672575,"sku":"9798276568812","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-might-be-a-senior-jp-collins-9798276568812","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}