{"product_id":"you-might-be-a-serial-dustin-gross-9798316124565","title":"You Might Be a Serial Killer If...","description":"\u003cb\u003eHe microwaved a burrito, stabbed a man with a fondue fork, and accidentally became a serial killer.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNorman is awkward, beige, emotionally repressed-and disturbingly good at murder. What starts as one self-defense kill (allegedly) spirals into a glitter-fueled spree of darkly artistic homicides, taxidermy tableaus, and a podcast that wants to expose him. Probably. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow he's dodging detectives, seducing a true crime influencer, and navigating the chaotic world of DIY murder tools, Killers Anonymous, and a judgmental cat named Princess Slaughterface. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for readers who like their killers quirky, their humor pitch-black, and their crime scenes suspiciously well-lit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dustin Gross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316124565\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/30\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 136\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.29d","brand":"Dustin Gross","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851195625727,"sku":"9798316124565","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-might-be-a-serial-dustin-gross-9798316124565","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}