{"product_id":"you-must-conquer-earth-j-n-morton-9798719944968","title":"You Must Conquer Earth: A Gamebook of Planetary Domination","description":"You Must Conquer Earth is a wildly entertaining and interactive tale of sci-fi conquest where your strategic choices will make the difference between successful global domination and an embarrassingly messy and\/or explosive death.\u003cbr\u003eYou will take on the role of Commander Flooge, a magnificently tentacled, mid-level conqueror in the employ of the vast interstellar corporation, Galactic Consolidated. Your mission is to conquer and exploit a minor class 3 planet, known as 'Earth' by its primitive biped inhabitants.\u003cbr\u003eWill you rain hot laser death down from the sky? Will you covertly infiltrate the Earthling civilisation? Will you knock it on the head and become a space pirate instead? Please note that this book is recommended for mature readers as it contains: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBad Language (both real and made up)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMessy and, at times, explosive sci-fi violence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReferences to weird alien sex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisturbing detail of extraterrestrial office politics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePop culture references from more than 20 years ago.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e J. N. Morton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8719944969\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798719944968\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/25\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 164\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.55lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.38d","brand":"J. N. Morton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44365358104831,"sku":"9798719944968","price":11.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2a110732-3143-4558-9a56-015bb88cb5ec.jpg?v=1697058075","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-must-conquer-earth-j-n-morton-9798719944968","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}