{"product_id":"you-people-are-monsters-benjamin-gorman-9781956892703","title":"You People Are Monsters: The Convention of Fiends, Book 3","description":"\u003cp\u003eMagdalena Wallace has already saved the world ... twice! Not a bad record for a nihilist who doesn't believe anything truly matters. Now she just wants to be left alone with her girlfriend so they can murder men who catcall them. But a gigantic, eldritch, tentacled kaiju is on its way to destroy humanity, so the vampires have to get the gang back together to rescue their food supply.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan a non-binary golem, a teenage werewolf, a resentment-fueled warlock, an optimistic amnesiac reanimated skeleton, and a couple of vampires escape the trolls (who secretly manipulate humans through comments sections), rescue a luck dragon, and save the human race from the doom unleashed by the merpeople? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan The Convention of Fiends convince any major Hollywood studio to make their story into a high-budget summer blockbuster? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImpossible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Benjamin Gorman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1956892702\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781956892703\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Not a Pipe Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/13\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 526\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 1.06d","brand":"Benjamin Gorman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47427777757439,"sku":"9781956892703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5ebf7efb-715d-418d-a1a8-a74a12d52e74.jpg?v=1761581531","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-people-are-monsters-benjamin-gorman-9781956892703","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}