{"product_id":"you-probably-wont-read-this-gene-larson-9798887473741","title":"You Probably Won't Read This: A Book of Poetry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUbiquitous and perspicacious\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAre wise and wonderful\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWords used by the gracious\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo illustrate their prodigious and consummate urbanity\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEven though their meaning is lost\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOn most of the world's humanity.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOver the past six decades, Gene Larson has written about anything that strikes his fancy, from human idiosyncrasies to the endeavors of interesting creatures to navigating life in the twentieth and twenty-first centuries. His poems are sometimes whimsical, sometimes philosophical, and not infrequently both at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing quirky and complicated rhythms, Larson's work is most effective when read out loud. It's recommended that you do so loudly, in public places, so that everyone can share the joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou probably won't read this. But maybe you should ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gene Larson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798887473741\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Wheatmark\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/10\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 68\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.78lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.25d","brand":"Gene Larson","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48874725507327,"sku":"9798887473741","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-probably-wont-read-this-gene-larson-9798887473741","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}