{"product_id":"you-still-can-make-him-balianka-press-9798185541838","title":"You Still Can Make Him Scream. Even If You Turn 50.: Your 30-Day Upgrade to Sexy, Sharp, and Completely Unf*ckwithable. No Surgery. No Apologies.","description":"\u003cp\u003eStop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore you read the back cover, before you check the price, before you wonder if this is \u003ci\u003ethat kind\u003c\/i\u003e of book - I need you to hear one thing: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou've been polite long enough.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've smiled through the hot flashes. Laughed at the jokes that weren't funny. Said \"I'm fine\" when you absolutely weren't. Dressed for other people's comfort, apologized for your opinions, and waited - patiently, reasonably, for thirty-something years - for someone to hand you permission to be exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody's coming with the permission slip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis book is the permission slip.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou Still Can Make Him Scream. Even if You Turn 50 \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eis part humor, part coaching, part survival guide - and entirely unlike anything you've read in this genre. Because this one doesn't ask you to \"embrace the journey\" or \"find your inner goddess through morning journaling.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis one tells you the truth. Loudly. With illustrations.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The hot flash survival script - what to actually say when it happens in a boardroom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Sex after 50: why it can be genuinely, embarrassingly better \u003ci\u003e(and how)\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Your partner decoded - upgrade, reboot, or Ctrl+Alt+Delete?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Adult children, guilt trips, and the radical freedom of not picking up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The workplace that called you \"overqualified\" \u003ci\u003e(translation: they were scared)\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Money, pleasure, and buying the Birkin without explaining it to anyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Comeback lines so sharp they'll need a moment to realize what happened\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Balinese wisdom from a woman who moved there at her fiftys and never looked back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003ePacked with razor-sharp humor, sarcastic illustrations, and the kind of advice\u003c\/b\u003e your therapist wishes she could give you.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo surgery. No apologies. No more waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe upgrade starts on page one.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Balianka Press,Anna M. Noble\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798185541838\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/04\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 196\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.49d","brand":"Balianka Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49174199894271,"sku":"9798185541838","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/you-still-can-make-him-balianka-press-9798185541838","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}