{"product_id":"your-face-will-freeze-that-tristram-hoosier-9780595343577","title":"Your Face Will Freeze That Way!","description":"\"I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is.\"--Mrs. Hoosier\u003cp\u003e \"I'm really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be.\"--Jason Hoosier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he's so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it.\"--Aaron Hoosier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods--perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tristram Hoosier\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0595343570\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780595343577\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/20\/2005\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 148\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.34d","brand":"Tristram Hoosier","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48435540852991,"sku":"9780595343577","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_787eceb3-6417-4f43-b628-bb80ad366447.jpg?v=1777151060","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/your-face-will-freeze-that-tristram-hoosier-9780595343577","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}