{"product_id":"your-mom-finds-a-perfect-dicky-dates-9798994855737","title":"Your Mom Finds a Perfect Wiener: Children's Books for Adults with Dirty Minds","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis looks like a children's book.\u003cbr\u003eIt absolutely is not.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this sweet, colorful, completely misleading story, \"your mom\" sets out on a simple mission: to find the perfect wiener.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat follows is a playful, pun-filled journey that feels innocent enough to read out loud... until it very much isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in classic children's-book style with rhythmic, lighthearted language, this story is packed with: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClever double meanings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestionable wordplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, nostalgic charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumor that gets worse (better) with every page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of book you: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuy as a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRead in one sitting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThen immediately show someone else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee tables\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirls' nights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who loves inappropriate humor wrapped in something deceptively wholesome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the \u003ci\u003eYour Mom Series\u003c\/i\u003e - where \"your mom\" isn't just one person... it's a whole cast of characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCute on the outside. Inappropriate on the inside.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dicky Dates\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798994855737\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Dicky Dates LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/18\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 34\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.23lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d","brand":"Dicky Dates","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49001614737663,"sku":"9798994855737","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/your-mom-finds-a-perfect-dicky-dates-9798994855737","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}