{"product_id":"youre-a-vampire-domenick-dicce-9780399175886","title":"You're a Vampire: That Sucks!: A Survival Guide","description":"Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn't the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalker--tempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewelry, and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs an answer to this tragic loss of undead life, \"Count\" Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin. This helpful tome will cover everything from Vampire 101--such as hunting, feeding, and getting used to your new powers--to Vampire Graduate Studies--such as coffin selection, the ghoulish world of vampiric social hierarchy, and the universal Laws of the Vampire. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis humorous and giftable guide will be perfect for you or the vampire nut in your life, complete with illustrations throughout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Domenick Dicce\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0399175881\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780399175886\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Tarcherperigee\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/13\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 4.60w x 0.40d","brand":"Domenick Dicce","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44169652076799,"sku":"9780399175886","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4e7fbcdb-2fa0-4235-acea-40c2be70909e.jpg?v=1689654151","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/youre-a-vampire-domenick-dicce-9780399175886","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}