{"product_id":"youre-the-top-frank-w-butterfield-9798215152829","title":"You're The Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eHowdy! I'm Eddie Smith and this is the story of my third romantical adventure with my new husband, Whit Hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOMG! Can you believe we got married?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, anyway, we did and it's been three and change mostly blissful months and, well, that thing that everyone asks us about still hasn't happened...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot that I'm in any sort of rush. Whit and I still have lots of fun in all sorts of, uh, creative ways.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn case you're wondering, the world's oldest teenager, Ronnie Grisham, is still alive and butting his nose in other people's business, namely mine and Whit's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he's got it in his head that we need to move even though we just bought a house in Ormond Beach, just north of Daytona. Kids these days... Watcha gonna do?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, that made-for-TV movie that everyone's been talkin' about is set to start shooting in a day or two in a place called Hope (LOL) up in British Columbia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause, you know, this kinda movie always gets made in Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo get ready for his close-up, Whit's been down in Miami working with a touchy-feely guy who's been giving him a crash course in how to act in front of a camera.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's driving back up right now and is due home any moment, so I can't talk for long.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's see... Was there anything else I wanted to mention?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, right! Well... Whit's nervous. Of course. And I'm trying to help him relax.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my friends in Orlando still think I've lost my mind and that I got married and bought a house too fast. That doesn't keep them away from the pool and the great view of the river, though.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my mom is doing fine in Austin. Whit's mom has been on radio silence even though she's been to see President Trump. Twice. Oh well...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOoh! Gotta go. Whit just texted that he's about ten minutes away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm so excited about going to Canada and watching Whit become a movie star. Woo hoo!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can't wait to find out what happens next!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* * *\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a short novel that runs to about 43K words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Frank W. Butterfield\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798215152829\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Frank W. Butterfield\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/16\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 188\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.46lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.43d","brand":"Frank W. Butterfield","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48446736564479,"sku":"9798215152829","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2ebee37a-c9e5-4b89-a0b3-d65ef874a511.jpg?v=1777226622","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/youre-the-top-frank-w-butterfield-9798215152829","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}