{"product_id":"zorp-dork-e-t-aardentee-9798319019868","title":"Zorp Dork: How I Saved a Lost Space Alien and Totally Blew My Chance at Being Popular (A Funny Chapter Book for Readers 8 and Up)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOne nerdy kid. One confused space alien. Zero chance of blending in.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMax Blinker was just trying to survive fifth grade without getting another nickname or glue-related incident. Then a glitter-sneezing alien named Zorp crash-lands in his backyard, mistakes cows for world leaders, and moves into Max's locker. Now Max is juggling school, secret alien training, cafeteria meltdowns, and one very illegal fog machine incident. Zorp wants to fit in. Max wants to be normal. Neither of those things is going well.\u003cp\u003ePacked with awkward moments, weird science, rainbow slime, and one epic alien hug that knocks out the lunch lady, \u003ci\u003eZorp Dork\u003c\/i\u003e is a laugh-out-loud story about friendship, finding your place, and embracing your inner weirdo (even if it glows).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e May cause excessive snort-laughing, emotional tentacle bonding, and sudden fear of cafeteria meatloaf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. T. Aardentee\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798319019868\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/10\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.21d","brand":"E. T. Aardentee","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48137069396223,"sku":"9798319019868","price":7.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7041c1a3-24a9-429e-973a-b0906708d83e.jpg?v=1770166324","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/zorp-dork-e-t-aardentee-9798319019868","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}