Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

The Ridiculous Adventures of Sidebottom and McPlop follows the adventures of two hapless half-wits who spend their time trying to sabotage each other's plans, with hilarious results.The book is a collection of funny slapstick children's stories for 7-10 year olds.Author: Adrian LobleyISBN-10: 1729677363ISBN-13: 9781729677360Publisher:...

Once upon a time, there were two cats: one black, one white, who were always squabbling over which one was prettier. One day, their curiosity gets the better of them and they jump into buckets of paint to change color. After some playful chaos,...

Nighttime is the best time for stories. And Lulu is the best storyteller. She knows about the three cross-eyed dogs at a fancy restaurant, about blue and green mountains where fish fly, about the family party where Maishel Shmelkin forgot to wear his pants,...

A trio of smart and stylish mermaids are about to make a splash in this hilarious start to a new middle-grade series that's The Little Mermaid meets My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish. Mermaids Beattie, Mimi, and Zelda's summer on land with temporary legs is...

Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas...

For fans of Dragons Love Tacos comes a fresh, funny story that deals with everyone's least favorite thing: a cold.Is your dragon sleepy? Does he have a runny nose? Does he keep sneezing fire? Unfortunately, it sounds like your dragon has a cold. But...

In this hilarious YA homage to Ferris Bueller's Chicago, Natalie must use her Talent of talking to cats to solve a high-profile celebrity kidnapping.Now in paperback!Never listen to a cat. That will only get you in trouble. Actually, scratch that. Listening to cats is...

Collecting another quirky cute installment of stories in this hit series from France, Chloe Blin continues her quest to figure out love, popularity, and herself. This time Chloe must work with her nemesis, Anissa, at a new job with a cantankerous old woman doing...

A collection of all-new stories that see the Smurfs interacting with the many magical creatures who inhabit their enchanted land. Colorful adventures filled with kind monsters and wicked fairies!Author: PeyoISBN-10: 1629912751ISBN-13: 9781629912752Publisher: PapercutzLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/29/2015Pages: 48Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.30lbsSize: 8.80h x 0.05w x 0.30d

Travel along on Great Grandma's Astonishing Adventures This heart-warming journey with Great Grandma and her adorable, devoted, and very large ginger cat, Mincemeat, begins in the 1950s in their cottage atop a hill in the English countryside near the village of Howdoyoudo. Great Grandma...

Have you ever needed to call 9-1-1, but you couldn't get to a phone? Have you ever needed to run, but your legs were like spaghetti? Have you ever needed to yell help! but your throat was dry with fear? Laugh, cry, and panic...

Maxine Hill is an inquisitive 4th grade student who has a talent for solving problems and enjoys helping people in need. While using her quirky skills of observation, Maxine discovers an unexpected secret about Mrs. Sullivan, her sweet, quiet neighbor that changed their relationship...

The floors are shaking, and the windows are cracking . . . something big and heavy is stomping around Corman Towers. Furry and Flo are awoken by the ruckus and discover an enormous stone golem wreaking havoc in the alley behind their building. It's...

This hilarious graphic novel sequel about the end of the world . . . and the dogs left behind will have fans of Dog Man and Diary of a Wimpy Kid barking with laughter! Brownie, Apollo, and their ragtag group of strays have raided...

--Named to Kirkus Reviews' Best Books of 2016"This is a child's imagination come to life, where a good thing can be the greatest thing in existence and a minor inconvenience snowballs into the most horrendous, atrocious, appalling, not good, very bad meal you've ever...

Everyone loves a party, and when Ozma has a birthday party notables from every part of fairyland attend. You'll meet the famous of Oz, and lots of others, such as Queen Zixi of Ix, John Dough, Chick the Cherub, the Queen of Merryland, Para...

When their parents steal a Hollywood star (a white poodle) to hold it for ransom, our young heroes leap into action. Too bad the spoiled star will not raise a paw to help. Barks and howls will be the result of anyone reading Book...

A charming picture book that tells the truth on daddies. Each spread showcases the silly things daddies do every day. Children will giggle as they see a daddy rhino do his daily routine which includes making smells, misplacing things, and being very silly. A...

"Stories about going to the library on a rainy day are not new, but this one has a cunning twist....kids will enjoy the playfulness and, no doubt, try reading to their own dogs." - Kirkus Reviews It's raining. No problem, because Sam is enjoying...

Mom is sick in bed and asks Dad to do a few things around the house. Dad happily does it all: he cooks, he cleans, he even does the wash. Will Dad make a big mess of it all, or will it all work...

In this very funny story, Mike has invented a machine that will let him instantly change places with someone else. Unfortunately, he hasn't worked out all the bugs yet, and when the machine doesn't work quite right, Mike and his sister find themselves transformed...

It's the end of March, and Hubie is struggling to prepare his pranks for the big day. The whoopee cushion, the rubber tarantula, and the fly in the ice cube just aren't good enough anymore -- not when the worst joke comes from the...

Rex Fenderbender is the new school bus driver, and rumor has it that he drives like he's racing the Indy 500 and makes the kids rebuild the engine when it breaks down. Are the rumors true? The students will soon find out. Aligned to...

World record fever grips the second grade, and soon Ivy and Bean are trying to set their own record by becoming the youngest people to have ever discovered a dinosaur. But how hard is it to find one?Author: Annie BarrowsISBN-10: 159961930XISBN-13: 9781599619309Publisher: Chapter BooksLanguage:...

Today we're having the world's grossest pie-eating contest! My ROTTEN HOUSE buddies against the wimps at NYCE HOUSE. Who can eat 25 blueberry pies? Will it get ugly? Who will barf first? Will we win? Dudes, Bernie B. doesn't know the word lose. Ready,...

Nasreddin Hodja is known as a symbol of wit and wisdom who lived in the Seljuq era Turkey. His impact throughout the Middle East and Central Asia is visible in hundreds of anecdotes told and retold where Nasreddin Hodja either appears as a philosopher/judge...

Jack's plan to impress the new girl in town goes hilariously wrong in this companion novel to Batchelder-winning Brown, illustrated by outstanding Norwegian cartoonist yvind Torseter.The trio of friends from Batchelder-winnning Brown is back, this time following the adventures of Jack. When a new...

Hank the Cowdog has seen dry summers in his years as the Head of Ranch Security, but nobody on the ranch has seen a drought like this. Ponds have dried up, the creek is down to a trickle, pastures have turned to burned toast,...

It's the day before Christmas, and Loper and Sally May have left Slim to manage the ranch while they go off to visit relatives for the holidays. But, just when it begins to look like another boring bachelor Christmas with Slim, a storm blows...

It's winter in the Texas Panhandle, and the ranch is covered in snow and ice. So when Sally May sets off for town, Hank decides to follow Pete's misguided advice and bravely escorts her car down the slick road. Before Hank realizes what's happening,...

Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591886341ISBN-13: 9781591886341Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2002Format: CDWeight: 0.36lbsSize: 4.76h x 5.34w x 0.93d

Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591886333ISBN-13: 9781591886334Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2002Format: CDWeight: 0.26lbsSize: 7.49h x 5.36w x 0.51d

Someone has been raiding Sally May's garbage barrels Hank knows the crime is the work of a notorious gang of raccoons, but in a tragic case of mistaken identity, the Head of Ranch Security is himself forced to take the heat. Even more trouble...

Hank the Cowdog, Head of Ranch Security, matches wits with an escaped circus monkey.Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591882141ISBN-13: 9781591882145Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 12/31/2017Pages: 110Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.70lbsSize: 8.30h x 5.70w x 0.60dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 4.8Point Value: 3Interest Level: Middle GradeQuiz #/Name: 6421 / Hank...

While working on a mysterious case involving disappearing eggs and a fiddle-playing fox named Frankie, Hank the Cowdog falls for Miss Beulah, the beautiful collie.Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591882125ISBN-13: 9781591882121Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 12/31/2017Pages: 113Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.70lbsSize: 8.30h x 5.70w x 0.60dAccelerated Reader:Reading...

Little Alfred has run away to the Dark Unchanted Forest--and he's being followed by none other than Sinister the Bobcat. Can Hank rescue his master's son...before it's too late?Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591882117ISBN-13: 9781591882114Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 12/31/2017Pages: 124Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.70lbsSize: 8.30h x...

This children's picture book is a cumulative story adapted from the Russian folktale The Giant Turnip. In this version, Ma Farmer has a hankering for some sweet potato pie. But the sweet potato she has planted is too big to pull up, even with...

In this entertaining children's tale, St. Patrick has driven the snakes out of Ireland, but one crafty, clever snake escaped. Ryan, Brian, and Tulla do not want to become tasty mouse meals for this reptile So they gather their courage and devise a crafty,...

The only thing Roger likes better than exploring the world around him is describing it. And Roger describes most things as fabulous! But his parents have a different view. They want Roger to see things the way they do, so they ban "fabulous" from...

The main character of this book is a stripey cat. She has spent four long years in a cat shelter, and now her new life is about to begin.She scares the mice, gets lost, jumps into the tub, falls from the roof, meets the...

Another hilarious adventure for children with Mr. Mummific, the mummy with attitude. Having described his death and long mummification process in his last book, How I Became a Mummy, he now tells the story of his mishaps, misunderstandings, and misadventures as he leaves his...

A rhyming picture bookWhat happens when the traffic lights break down at the intersection? All kinds of vehicles in a whole lot of trouble and a great big traffic jam A fun and colourful book for kids who love cars, especially broken ones. Elements...

"Who has ruined the wall ""It wasn't me " "Me neither " "I would never do that " "I don't even have the brushes "Somebody has ruined this wall with paint. But none of these little, seemingly-innocent scoundrels will admit they did it.A fun...

A Quick Good Night And Funny Bedtime Story.Includes 4 pages for kids to color Are you looking for your little elephant...?Elephants are so big they cannot hide so well, right? So it might be easy to find Daisy, the elephant lady. The search for...

Jerry is a Squirrel. Jerry is also an inventor... quite a good one, as a matter of fact. He can design and build just about anything. The problem is, Jerry's inventions rarely work the way he wants them to work.Join Jerry in this second...

Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart are back again and its baseball season If you and your child love to read together, and you've been searching for a beautifully illustrated and hilarious story, then you are going to love reading along with...

Edward Lear was the nineteenth century poet and artist most associated with the poetry form known as limericks. 60 pages 5" x 8" trim size Includes Edward Lear's hand drawn illustrations Includes short bio of Edward Lear Ages 8 and up Check out the...

The sharp-tongued Shade, gregarious Ginch, and pilfering Professor return for more mad-cap misadventures Will the three stop a bullying bugbear from closing the Grand Library of Elfame? Maybe. Will they track down members of a secret society of book guardians and retrieve a treasure...

A hilarious tale of friendship and fun where Doodle Cat learns that sometimes kindness is the most important superpower of all. He can perform all kinds of superhero acts, like catching humans when they fall from trees and firing furballs at top speed. But...

In a dismal old schoolhouse down by the sea, there was a young boy named Mucumber McGee. Lunch had begun, and was nearly complete. Would there be any food for Mucumber to eat? Alas, not a hot dog, not even beef stew, only a...