Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. Match wits with Lemony Snicket to solve thirteen mini-mysteries. Paintings have been falling off...

Super Mario Bros meets Captain Underpants in this action-packed comedy sure to make a splash James Patterson presents: The Titans of the Toilet The Wonders from Down Under Nitro City's very own sewer superheroes: The Plumbers Thirteen-year-old Sully Stringfellow has always admired the great...

The story continues in the seventh volume of Hiccup's How to Train Your Dragon series Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was an awesome sword-fighter, a dragon-whisperer, and the greatest Viking hero who ever lived. But it wasn't always like that. How to Ride a Dragon's...

Where will Anthony go now?Today, our lovable Anthony Ant travels to Egypt...A land of pyramids, temples, and mummies...Anthony travels to places all over the world, all in the comfort of a suitcase.In Anthony Ant Goes to Egypt, he travels to Cairo, where he meets...

Where will Anthony go now?Today, our lovable Anthony Ant travels to France...A land of castles, gardens, and beautiful churches...Anthony travels to places all over the world, all in the comfort of a suitcase.In Anthony Ant Goes to France, he travels to Paris, where he...

You've never met a babysitter like Mr. Pudgins When Mr. Pudgins comes to watch John, Pete, and Janey, all kinds of crazy things happen. Faucets run soda pop instead of water, the bathtub takes them for a ride, a case of the hiccups releases...

One autumn morning, Farmer Brown gets on his tractor and heads to town. Along the way, he picks up a cat in a hat, a goat in a coat, an ox in socks, and other animals who love their clothes--and each animal sings a...

Me and My Big Mouse!Me and My Big Mouse!Me and My Big Mouse!Even though "my big mouse" is lovable, he can also be annoying.Like sticking too close.Having bad breath.And shouting "Squeak-a-boo" when friends come over.So how can a boy get his adoring pet to...

Two orangutans jump for some yummy, juicy mangoes and the next thing they know, Thump Bump Crash --they fall into a gooey, gummy mess and start rolling through the jungle, completely oranguTANGLED Soon they are passing by a nosy boar, and then he's quickly...

Benny the bull shark is a big bully. Every day he makes the other sea creatures tremble and shake with his bossy ways. Benny even tries to bully his way to friendship--but no one wants to be friends with a bully! Then Janice the...

Meet Poco Loco. He's a very unusual rat. He likes to invent wacky things. When Poco Loco's Waffle Iron-Weather Forecaster predicts mal tiempo, Poco Loco runs to tell his barnyard friends. But it's still sunny out, and the other animals don't believe him. Then...

Every kid dreams of being a superhero, and they should, because being a superhero is awesome, right? But how do you be one? Join Superior Guy, the world's greatest hero*, as he teaches you the way of the superhero This sequel to How to...

Twelve-year-old Henry Hewitt has been living by his wits on the streets of London, dodging his parents, who are determined to sell him as an apprentice. Searching for a way out of the city, Henry lands a position in Hampshire as an assistant to...

My name is Charlie Chucky, I love playing Minecraft, and I am the son of an International Super Spy.Monday started out like any other day - until a spaceship crashed into my yard My Super Spy Dad explained that there are aliens flying a...

My name is Charlie Chucky, and I am the son of an international super spy. When people began to go missing in a creepy forest next to my school camp, it was up to me to find them. But I didn't expect to be...

When they discovered aliens had moved in next door, The neighbours nearly fell through the floor. They really didn't need very much persuasion, that there was going to be an all out alien invasion The Aliens At Number 23 is another laugh out loud...

As the only cow on the farm Celeste could be excused, for not knowing what she was and being confused She could be a chicken, or a dog - or a sheep of course. Perhaps she was a pig - or maybe even a...

The Strangest Creature You've Never Seen! If you were to describe the Thingamajig, you'd say he's a bit like a Whatsit but not as big. Sort of a Watchamacallit but not as scary, or an Oojamaflip - but not as HAIRY!The Thingamajig is another...

My name is Charlie Chucky. I am in the sixth grade, I play soccer and I am the son of an international super spy. On Wednesday, a group of ninjas attacked and captured all the world's super spies Luckily, I was able to escape...

Sukey gives a tiny plant to Harry's mum as a gift, and Harry places the pot on the window ledge in the sun to grow. Read what happensAuthor: Hanneke Koop, Fionna SheppardISBN-10: 1505216222ISBN-13: 9781505216226Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing PlatformLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/14/2014Pages: 52Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.25lbsSize: 8.50h...

All Creatures Great and Small - This Boy Has Got Them All! Jimmy's got a poodle, a bulldog and a golden retriever, plus a badger, a fox and a Canadian beaver. He's also got a rabbit, a gerbil and a hare, as well as...

Little Iffy is a griffin who is afraid to fly. Flying means up. What if he goes up and never comes down? But his friends are always here to help, and Eggs Pegasus is hatching a plan...This sweet, funny story of friendship is a...

Stu Truly is the coming-of-age story of 12-year-old Stu as he struggles to navigate the murky waters of adolescence when he finds himself living a lie-that seems to be growing beyond his control-to impress the new girl in school. When Stuart Cornelius Truly first...

In book eight of the Ella and Owen series, the dragon twins finally make it home, only to find it overrun with uncontrollable gremlins! lla and Owen return home to chaos caused by their dad's destructive new pet gremlins. Then Owen remembers that hair...

In the seventh book in the Ella and Owen series, the dragon twins meet unicorn twins who just cannot seem to get along. On their journey home, Ella and Owen come across unicorn twins who each believe they are better than their twin. The...

A hilarious rhyming picture book about what pirates really spend their time doing! Pirates are known for sailing the high seas, having swashbuckling adventures, and fighting sea monsters . . . but is that really all they do with their time? In this fantastically...

Everyone's favorite veggies with wedgies are back...and ready to rock in this rollicking board book about the Elastic Band and their big new hit, "Doin' the Wedgie!" It's time for Farmer John's annual talent show, and the Veggies with Wedgies are all set to...

Emma needs a break from big-sister duty--or her summer will be anything but sweet Emma is not thrilled with always having to rearrange her schedule so she can babysit her younger brother, Jake. Now Emma's parents have broken some news that really threatens to...

Yuck creates an amazingly gross invention and tries to outlast his sister on an outdoor adventure in these two delightfully disgusting tales. In "Yuck's Robotic Bottom," Yuck is determined to win first prize for the best invention in school. He's got gross gadgets galore...

Zack wants to go back to Earth for a white Christmas--but it turns out a green Christmas is just as cool Christmas is just a few days away and Zack Nelson can't wait to get back to Earth and spend it with his relatives...

An unassuming werewolf joins forces with a teen vampire in this humorous addition to the Totally Lame Vampire series. Luke Thorpe is great at math and terrible at sports. He prefers to stay in the background when possible, but suddenly he's found himself howling...

Have a happy birthday--the backwards way! Full of fun and based on the hit song from Tom Chapin and John Forster, this is a celebratory birthday bash like no other. Put your clothes on inside out, heat up the ice cream, and hang on...

Lenny and Mel are back -- but they're undercover. The boys are on the school paper, writing about after-school clubs as only they can ("Chess Team...Fun time or deadly sport?"). The brothers pose as members of the Glee Club, where they question the meaning...

Inch and Roly and their friends are hiding, but they will have to be careful--this is a very small hiding place In this story full of gentle humor, Roly Poly and her friends squeeze into a hole to hide from a bird. But it...

Monkey and Robot are the best of friends--and they have the best of adventures! This chapter book includes four (more!) playful stories. Monkey always gets in the wildest of messes. And Robot is always there to help him out. After all, what are best...

Meet Max and Milo, two hilarious beaver brothers who make going to sleep an up-all-night adventure. Milo can't get to sleep: He tosses and turns; he turns and he tosses. And then finally he calls on his older brother: "MAX WAKE UP " But...

In this start to a hilarious middle-grade fantasy trilogy, Max Spencer discovers that a killer unicorn is hunting him. It wasn't Max Spencer's idea to fight robots, lead an army, or save the world--it just so happens that he's the only living person who...

"That William Lewis really thinks a lot of himself," I said. "He's such a smartarse." "Hhmm,"said Lucy, grinning. "That's what he said about you too." "He did? What a cheek! God, he annoys me. I really hate him." Lucy, TJ, and Izzie exchanged knowing...

The girls are all off on a school trip tp Florence. For Lucy, it seems like a dream come true, as she longs to be a dress designer, and she gets to take in all the Italian fashions. It also provides a diversion from...

In the zany and humorous fourth book of National Book Award winner M.T. Anderson's Pals in Peril series, Jasper Dash and his friends must escape the clutches of The Awful Autarch Having mopped up their last crime-fighting caper, our three heroes--Lily Gefelty, Katie Mulligan,...

Unconditional loathing is monsterly love in this sweetly humorous picture book. Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways.... I loathe you more than tooth decay More than blizzard snow in May More than garbage in a dump...

The classic fairy tale The Three Little Pigs is retold with a silly twist in this playful, interactive format that's sure to keep little ones laughing. Readers can turn the wheel on each page of this paper-over-board book to choose the correct word needed...

A perky pup trades in his country life for some city adventures in this humorous picture book companion to A Day in the Life of Murphy, from Caldecott Medalist Alice Provensen. Spend the day with the irresistibly mischievous Murphy as he ventures into the...

Twelve-year-old Alexis "Alex" Evins is a loner, a tomboy and a first-class prankster, following in the not-so-glorious footsteps of her older twin brothers, Parker and Nick. When the Evins siblings play a prank that goes just a tad too far (resulting in setting a...

Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it Instead he's got acne, a voice that...

Louise the Big Cheese is determined to make the grade in school this year and that means straight As. But she's stuck with the toughest teacher ever. Will Louise make the grade?Author: Elise PrimaveraISBN-10: 1442406003ISBN-13: 9781442406001Publisher: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/19/2011Pages: 40Format:...

Louise the Big Cheese is back, and she's charming as ever...but is she VIP? "Dream big" is Louise the Big Cheese's motto. But try though she might, she's still feels like plain old Louise. Her new friend Claire E'Claire holds the promise of stardom...

2016 Audie Award Finalist for Young Listeners Tony Award-winning Broadway legend Bernadette Peters gives voice to The Plaza Hotel's most iconic resident as she makes her audio debut in The Eloise Collection. Kay Thompson's beloved Eloise books have never been available on audio...until now!...

2014 Audie Award Finalist for Children's Titles for Ages 8-12 "Librarians often say that every book is not for every child, but The True Blue Scouts of Sugar Man Swamp is" (The New York Times). Meet Bingo and J'miah, raccoon brothers on a mission...

Snow White is just TOO nice and always helping other people out. She never has a moment to herself She asks her magic mirror for advice but will she ever really listen to the answer? Snow White must learn to say no if she's...