Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Xander Stone travels to the home world of the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns and it smells surprisingly good Once banished for being stinky, zombielike, upchucking creatures, the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns (still stinky, zombielike, upchucking creatures) return to their home world, Pegasia. Twelve-year-old Xander travels along, but Pegasia...

The secret of the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns is out and that makes Xander Stone sick Twelve-year-old Xander is the only person on Earth who knows about the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns. Except, of course, for a rich and crazy billionaire who will stop at nothing to capture...

Ollie Overwing is one of the best pitchers to ever flap into an Owls baseball jersey. Raised and taught to wing baseballs by his mother, Ollie's array of pitches is as pretty as his plumage. But when an umpire makes a stand, can Ollie...

Hi, Almost Cool Girls and Boys, This book combines Book 1 and Book 2 of the Diary of an Almost Cool Girl series. In Book 1, you get to meet the main character, Maddi and find out what happened at her old school (before...

A delightfully strange and hilarious debut about an outcast boy and his quirky companion who must solve the puzzle of the mysterious earthquake that hit their town, forging a friendship and uncovering truths along the way.At the age of eleven Frederik Sandwich awakens to...

Dinosaurs, Martians, and mystery, oh my! Fans of Michael Buckley's NERDS and Dan Gutman's Genius Files will love this hilarious, action-packed adventure series. What would life be like if you were part dinosaur?When you're part Stegosaurus life can be a little crazy. (Yes, sleeping...

A must-have Easter basket stuffer for your little bunnies Find your hometown among our wide collection of personalized Easter books It's Easter morning, and the littlest bunny has a big secret: he's actually the Easter Bunny He has a lot of work to do...

BONUS - Includes FREE "Fart Ball" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Fart Ball: The Stinker Bowl." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from...

It's a new school year and Maggie Moore has a brand new diary Maggie is determined to win something this year, and starts entering all sorts of competitions and contests. However, with an unusual family and a habit of getting into embarrassing situations, things...

Too Much Broccoli is a fun story about little Alexandra, her love of broccoli, and her doting family. As Alexandra eats bigger and bigger portions of this vegetable, her skimpy red hair magically grows long, curly, thick and bright green like the broccoli on...

Tin is looking after his little sister Nickel one afternoon when she grabs hold of a balloon and floats away Tin and his dog Zinc set off in hot pursuit as she floats toward the big city. Can they rescue her before she drifts...

Little Wolf likes to smell the daisies. Big Wolf likes to eat them. Little Wolf likes to collect stones. Big Wolf likes to skip them across the pond. And Big Wolf's idea of party food almost spells disaster for Little Wolf Can two wolves...

A strange little story about robots on a picnic.Author: Steven LeskeISBN-10: 1463638892ISBN-13: 9781463638894Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing PlatformLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/24/2011Pages: 24Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.14lbsSize: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.06d

Just when Josh starts to think his break from school is going to be all chores and no cheer, his best friend, Mark, invites him to spend their break helping restore a historic home and mill in Oregon. With the help of their friends...

This vibrant hint-and-reveal board book from celebrated artist Chris Tougas features everyone's favorite feature! Would you recognize your own bum if you didn't know it was yours? How about your dog's bum? Or your baby's bum? Explore these cushy tushies with your little one...

Our favorite pretend princess, Angelica, aka Jelly, is back! A case of mistaken identity, a wild imagination and a love of storytelling leads Jelly to tell her friend Joon and the new kid she's just met, Leo, that she's a part-time lion trainer at...

Angelica isn't a liar, she just loves making up stories. When Angelica goes to sleepaway camp and is mistaken for a princess, she could easily clear up the misunderstanding...but pretending to be royalty is way more fun! When her best friend from home surprises...

All aboard! The Bernsteins are heading off on a cruise, and Aunt Sharon offers to take care of the family pets, Lox (the fish), Creamcheese (the cat) and Bagels, an energetic puppy with a talent for escaping. Trouble is, Bagels is up to his...

Miranda has one messy desk. It's full of books, pencils, science projects and...other stuff. Too much stuff, says her teacher, Ms. Basil. On a family visit to her Uncle Aldo's one night, Miranda wonders if some of his magician's tools might offer a solution...

Nana loves to make Kole magical green dinosaur pancakes for breakfast. In Green Dinosaur Pancakes Kole discovered Nana's pancakes come to life and the strongest survive their morning spats In this sequel, the green T-Rex just won't leave Kole alone. When Kole encounters a...

Jeremy's troubles begin when his eccentric neighbor leaves him an "experiment" for safekeeping--a jackalope! This so-called mythological creature looks like a bunny rabbit, but comes with razor-sharp antlers and is purported to be a ruthless killer. When government agents show up at Jeremy's house...

In this second installment of the My Life in Smiley series, Max is back from Summer vacation with his wisdom for future generations in this hilarious Diary of a Wimpy Kid-style journal that is unconventionally illustrated with the internationally recognized emoticons of the SmileyWorld...

Discover the horrible fate of Jonathan York as he sets out on his journey through a spooky forest with an alarming party of travelmates! "...[a] hair-raising tribute to the life-changing power of stories . . . Merritt shows both a knack for evocative phrasing...

The next book in the hot new series about a kid who just can't stop making monster magic! When we last saw Desmond Pucket, he was fresh from rescuing a bus full of monsters from the now defunct amusement park ride The Mountain Full...

The next book in the hot new series about a kid who just can't stop making monster magic! Desmond Pucket is back, and this time he has a posse. Desmond has been waiting his whole life for this day. It is the sixth-grade field...

Meet Desmond Pucket--master of mayhem! Will his monster-y special effects pranks get him kicked out of middle school before the class trip to Crab Shell Pier? Or will Desmond be able to keep his monster magic in check? This is a compelling new character...

A wonderful new character from the bestselling creators of Barry the Fish with Fingers and the illustrator of Goodnight Digger. Simon is an odd, stripey sock. He lives in the drawers with all the other socks. Every day two socks get picked to go...

Buckle up and jump on board for the funniest, most EXPLOSIVE picture book of the year - you'll want to read it again and again-o! Join two intrepid explorers as they take a train-o, jump on a plane-o, ride a Great Dane-o (down the...

The sixth Big Nate book in the New York Times bestselling series by Lincoln Peirce Perfect for fans of the hilarious Diary of Wimpy Kid series. A laugh-out-loud must-read illustrated novel starring the one and only cartooning genius, king of detention, and Cheez Doodle...

Big Nate is living it up When Nate's asked to befriend a new student, he's all for it--until he actually MEETS the kid. Is Nate stuck with a fun sponge? Or will his new buddy be the life of the party?For fans of the...

Eloise searches for treasure in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers. How marvelous! Eloise loves, loves, loves dressing up as a pirate. Read along as she and Weenie search for pirate treasure!Author: Tammie Lyon, Lisa McClatchyISBN-10: 1481499793ISBN-13: 9781481499798Publisher: Simon SpotlightLanguage:...

"Wild, weird, hilarious, heartfelt, imaginative, and inventive. The spirit of Kurt Vonnegut is alive and well in its pages." --Jeff Zentner, author of The Serpent King "A satisfying mix of mild adolescent angst and creature feature comedy." --BCCB (starred review) "Frighteningly fun." --Booklist (starred...

Sven Carter--part boy, part robot--is on a mission to save himself from destroying the human race in this fun and funny MAX novel! Ever since Sven Carter was caught eating a moldy blueberry muffin under the gym bleachers, earning himself the nickname "Trashmouth," he's...

Beep and Bob accidentally clone themselves for the school science fair in this fourth book in the hilarious, action-packed Beep and Bob series What's twice as fun as Beep and Bob? Two Beeps and Bobs While up too late working on his science fair...

Beep and Bob accidentally clone themselves for the school science fair in this fourth book in the hilarious, action-packed Beep and Bob series What's twice as fun as Beep and Bob? Two Beeps and Bobs While up too late working on his science fair...

Blackthorn Key meets The Da Vinci Code in this award-winning novel about a puzzle-solving genius who is forced to use his skills to face a danger that has been lurking in the background for years. Twelve-year-old William Wenton is a puzzle-solving genius. He lives...

Eloise searches for the perfect hat in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers. How marvelous! Spring is here and Nanny tells Eloise she needs a new bonnet. Follow her around The Plaza as she tries to find the perfect one....

From #1 New York Times bestselling author Jennifer Weiner comes a "cheerful" (The New York Times Book Review) and "charming" (People) tale of friendship, furry creatures, and finding the place where you belong. Alice Mayfair, twelve years old, slips through the world unseen and...

Aleca Zamm, an ordinary ten-year-old with an extraordinary talent, spends a day in the 1950s with Aunt Zephyr and Ford in this hilarious fourth novel in the Aleca Zamm chapter book series. For Aleca Zamm, being friends with Ford, a fellow Wonder, means even...

Aleca Zamm, an ordinary ten-year-old with an extraordinary talent, finds a new friend and has to rescue her Aunt Zephyr from a teleportation crisis in this hilarious third novel in the Aleca Zamm chapter book series. Aleca Zamm knows she's not the only Wonder...

Aleca Zamm, an ordinary ten-year-old with an extraordinary talent, is on a mission to find the other Wonder at her school and find out what their special power is in this hilarious follow-up to Aleca Zamm Is a Wonder. Every roller-skating party has its...

Eloise visits a very secret room in the Plaza Hotel in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers. How marvelous! Eloise can go wherever she wants in the Plaza Hotel, but her favorite place is a secret room. Here she can...

Join Eloise for some frosty fun at the ice-skating rink in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers. How marvelous! On a very cold, very snowy winter day, Nanny decides to take Eloise and Weenie ice-skating! But can dogs ice-skate?Author: Kay...

Penelope Kingston goes on a camping trip with her classmates in the second book in the charming new Penelope Perfect chapter book series. Penelope Kingston is determined not to feel anxious about going on a school camping trip. On last year's trip, Penelope cried...

Penelope Kingston tries to convince the new girl in town to become her best friend in this charming start to the brand-new Penelope Perfect chapter book series. Penelope Kingston wants to be perfect. And most of the time she is good, sensible, and calm....

Chub and his group of misfit friends--including some new recruits--try to track down the school's missing mascot in the hilarious and heartwarming sequel to I Am Fartacus. It's a new year, and a chance for Chub to make a fresh start at Alanmoore Middle...

Chub and his group of misfit friends--including some new recruits--try to track down the school's missing mascot in the hilarious and heartwarming sequel to I Am Fartacus. It's a new year, and a chance for Chub to make a fresh start at Alanmoore Middle...

Billy Sure, inventor and CEO of Sure Things, Inc., must track down a haywire hovercraft that's gone missing with his sister on board in the seventh book of a hilarious middle grade series! Everyone is talking about Billy Sure, the boy genius and millionaire...

Sibling rivalry reaches new heights in this delightfully tongue-in-cheek picture book that's perfect for fans of Lauren Castillo's The Troublemaker. Being a bad guy can be lots of fun. You can trap all of the superheroes in a cage with hungry lions or sail...

As soon as Mum dropped me off, I made a dive for the ladies room, where I trashed the sandwich she'd made me and reapplied my makeup. Mum really didn't understand. I couldn't possibly get up on stage in front of everyone looking like...