2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798667028932)

Vendor: V. Subhash
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Format: Paperback
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2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun

$9.99

2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun

$9.99
Format: Paperback
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This is one of the biggest jokebooks of all time! It has:
  • 2020 new jokes plus a few hundred extra to adjust for some old jokes
  • Jokes for learning - cross-the-road jokes, animal jokes, pun jokes, computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...
  • Jokes for fun - financial jokes, breakup jokes, Rajinikanth Facts (similar to Chuck Norris Facts)
  • Three chapters devoted to foreign languages (French, Latin and a few others)
  • A treasure house of clever puns, wordplay and interesting facts/riddles - mostly written like a quiz
  • Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are sceptical, read the jokes under the title 'Off The Wall Philosopher'
  • Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke formats (Useful Latin/French/Foreign phrases, Off-The-Wall Philosophers, Jokes You Love To Hate, Elephant-and-Ant jokes, and Geography Jokes)
  • Loads of fun for kids and their families. Absolutely no (‿ˠ‿) humour.
Excerpts
  • Part 1 - for learning
    • Children's Jokes
      • Why did the lizard sue the hospital?
        After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.
    • Computer Jokes
      • What made the quantum computer so frustrated?
        He made a complete fool of himself.
    • Physics Jokes
      • How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?
        One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.
    • Chemistry Jokes
      • What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?
        It left him fuming.
    • Biology Jokes
      • Why is xylem more believable than phloem?
        Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.
  • Part 2 - for fun
    • Political Jokes
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with chocolates on the top shelf?
        Elitist.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who finds the chocolates in the top shelf before you can?
        Thought criminal
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who can reach the chocolates in the top shelf?
        Height criminal.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for an older sibling who prevents you from reaching the chocolates in the top shelf?
        Obstructionist.
      • What is a politically incorrect name that a parent calls you when you get caught and your story changes each time you tell it?
        Revisionist.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who is too chicken to get into trouble or does not get caught often enough?
        Conformist.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who always has a backup plan?
        Survivalist.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who does get caught but does not get punished as often as you do?
        Expert.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who manages eliminate his tracks before you bring it to your parents' attention?
        Escapologist.
      • What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who does not want to hear your legitimate excuses?
        Russophobe.


Author: V. Subhash
ISBN-13: 9798667028932
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 07/17/2020
Pages: 168
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.51lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.36d

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