5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (and Other Useful Guides): Volume 1 [With Poster] (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781449401160)

Prepare to laugh your ass off. The hilarity of The Oatmeal is now presented in book form with 35 never-before-seen pieces and 25 classic favorites from the Web site, including 6 Types of Crappy Hugs and 17 Things Worth Knowing about Your Cat.

In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

Author: The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman
ISBN-10: 1449401163
ISBN-13: 9781449401160
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Language: English
Published: 03/01/2011
Pages: 160
Format: Paperback
Weight: 1.23lbs
Size: 8.90h x 7.00w x 0.70d

Review Citation(s):
Kirkus Reviews 03/15/2011
Publishers Weekly 01/31/2011

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