50 Shades of Coq: A Parody Cookbook For Lovers of White Coq, Dark Coq, and All Shades Between. (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781515142027)

As one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about.

A F Owlpun's "50 Shades of Coq" promises to be one of the most loved and wholesome family books to appear since 50 Shades of Grey.

It contains recipes. Many recipes. Some say too many. They all seem to contain chicken, or as the French like to titter, "Coq." Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you.

Or for a friend. It's better if you give it to a friend and let them do the cooking. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it.

Here's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion.

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For those of you with absolutely NO imagination, here's what you can use it for:

• Funny cookbook for adults
• Dirty cookbooks for adults
• White elephant book for adults
• White elephant gag gifts for adults
• Gag gift for women
• Dirty santa gift for coworkers
• Christmas gifts for women
• Funny bachelorette gifts
• Bachelorette gifts for bride
• Gifts for kitchen
• Hilarious gifts
• Funny gifts for women friend

Still here. Whatcha waiting for, a medal?