50 Ways to Off an Elf (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780692589977)

The elf is indigenous to only three places-the North Pole, Narnia, and Middle Earth. In its natural habitat, the elf maintains steady but healthy population. But following a fad for adopting elves as exotic pets in recent years, their population growth has spiraled upwards and out of control. The Centers for Pest Control have now declared the Elf an invasive hostile species. They must be stamped out. This book will help in that endeavor.

Author: James Lincke, Matt Lake
ISBN-10: 069258997X
ISBN-13: 9780692589977
Publisher: Questionable.Info
Language: English
Published: 12/09/2015
Pages: 106
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.34lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d