A Ladies Guide to Things You Shouldn't Say in the Bedroom: Seventy Brutal Rules for Avoiding Dirty Mouth Disasters, Instant Cringe, and Sleeping on th (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798246411803)

You know that moment when you say something in bed...
and the entire vibe dies like you've just farted in a lift?
That's why this book exists.
A Ladies Guide to Things You Shouldn't Say in the Bedroom is not here to teach you anything.
It's here to laugh at you. And everyone else who's ever opened their mouth and absolutely f**ked it.
No romance.
No therapy.
Just the stupid sh*t that slips out when it really, really shouldn't.
It's rude.
It's common as hell.
And it will make you laugh because you've said it, thought it, or heard it and still haven't recovered.
This is the perfect gag gift for mates, couples, or anyone who's ever turned a hot moment into an awkward silence with one sentence too many.