A Relief of Doodie: Sh*tty Stories to Read on the Pot (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798312772104)

Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. From track meet "deliveries" gone wrong to stall-peeping strangers, each story is measured to last exactly one satisfying sit-down.

Keep this collection closer than the shampoo bottle. When you're finished, do your neighbor a favor and slide it under the stall, because likely they have nothing better than 1980's Playboy to occupy them during nature's most urgent call.

In lieu of a roll of toilet paper that comes printed with the daily news, this book remains your best bet for quality throne reading. Because in the end, everyone needs something to do while making room for more.