A Very Foggy Christmas (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781908212221)

I am Morten Astley Fogarty - insurance complaint handler, part-time barista and all-round entertainer. My career at the Perypils call centre has really taken off since my colleagues all voted for me to leave the team and transfer to complaints; I was chuffed to bits at being chosen! I love helping our customers resolve their concerns and as I've only received three death threats so far, I'm clearly doing something right. On Sundays, I work with an extremely talented Chef, Joe, who trained under the calming influence of Gordon Ramsay. Joe's party-trick is to hurl his bread knife through the kitchen hatch towards my head. He always deliberately misses, of course; we do have such fun! My girlfriend, Myra, is a wonderful actress and our director has tried her in lots of different positions. I know Myra is desperate to secure a leading part in our Christmas production, The Wizard of Oz and she has been scouring eBay for ruby slippers, size 9. Let's hope she can continue to satisfy the director!

Author: Jo Edwards
ISBN-10: 1908212225
ISBN-13: 9781908212221
Publisher: Weasel Green Press
Language: English
Published: 10/22/2013
Pages: 106
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.32lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.51w x 0.25d