A Vulgar Tale (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781536906851)

When a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid.

On the instructions of a tutu-wearing biker fairy with type-two diabetes, Ludwig Scumbucket and Basehead Bart set off to fulfil the stupid and mostly-incoherent prophecy and tear shit up like only they know how. Travelling through the very fabrics of existence itself, the inept duo encounter all manner of ridiculousness...and leave it a bloody wreck.

A quest of absurdity for the ages, A Vulgar Tale is sure to warp your mind and liquidise your sanity. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man. Featuring plot points fit for a king, a string of gratuitous brutality, mullet abuse and characters so intriguing they belong wedged up Satan's colon, A Vulgar Tale is as outrageous as it comes.

"It made me evacuate the contents of my bowels against my will" - RAMESSES II

"Better than a heroin cake" - DANTE ALIGHIERI

Author: Ebenezer Hellwig
ISBN-10: 1536906859
ISBN-13: 9781536906851
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 09/29/2016
Pages: 206
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.50lbs
Size: 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.47d