Adventures in Avalon: An Offbeat & Quirky Adult Bedtime Story (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798985512274)

From missing cream puffs to severed penises and beyond, the inept police investigators of the Avalon Defense Department, one a former British Army General and the other a simple-minded rookie, are on the job to solve the town's most vicious and ludicrous crimes in this adult-themed adventure book filled with satire, parody and crazed hallucinations.

Intrepid ace reporter Ginger Marin discovers a lost commuynity of cartoon people living in Middle America. In the midst of it all, she uncovers the fascinating, slightly raunchy, true tales of the Avalon Defense Department (a.k.a. police department) where rock star police detective General Schnitzkof, a former British officer, and his trusted assistant, rookie cop WingWing, a rotund little dumpling of a "lad," solve some of the town's most absurd crimes such as these: "The Case of the Missing Member or How John Sir Gwaine Bobolini Lost One of His Family Jewels and How He Recovered It ... Well Sort Of," where a penis-severing wife is nabbed in a high-speed chase and put on trial; "The Case of the Missing Haunted Mobile Home" where our investigators encounter a headless hanging corpse, the "Ghost," and arrange for a loony exorcism; and finally, "The Cream Puff Caper," where you'll meet some of Avalon's worst offenders like that pervert Mr. Parabolikos and murderous old lady Wiggins. If you like the charms and craziness of South Park, you're sure to enjoy the cartoon community of Avalon.