Almost: a true story (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781470193102)

Ron Garrett is an unlikely author. He hasn't even read a book in this current millenium. His motives for publication are rooted entirely in his impending demise and the fact that he will otherwise leave no lasting impression on the world other than a series of ill fated efforts to land a job as David Hasselhoff's chest hair stunt double. It is likely that he believes this book will wrongly convince his wife and three children that he was both literate and interesting. His writing style is similar to that of inebriated speech but now that he is published, it is entirely possible that it could be perceieved as raw genius, much like people who are completely insane are merely dismissed as "moderately quirky" once they amass a fortune. His storywriting and basic life philosophies are littered with inconsistencies but, again, now that they are published, render him as a certifiable artist. As an artist, he does not make mistakes, he create wrongs. If you are a believer that order can come from chaos, Ron Garrett has provided you with pure chaos, and now you can order it.