An Idiot's Guide to the Perils of Site Work (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798290023625)

Ever worked on a British building site?
Then you already know: it's not all tea breaks and perfectly straight pipework.

An Idiot's Guide to the Perils of Site Work dives headfirst into the muddy, chaotic, and occasionally (very) questionable world of site life - through the eyes of Kenny Widdle, a bloke who's seen (and bodged) it all.

• Clueless project managers, dodgy excuses, and last-minute lash-ups

• The sacred laws of the site portaloo

• Tales of blagged jobs, tea-stained drawings, and tools that disappear mid-job

• Unwritten rules every apprentice learns the hard way

• Plumbers, sparkies, chippies, and site grafters

• Anyone who's wiped their hands on insulation before eating a sandwich

• Trades who've been paid in bacon sarnies, told to "just sign it off," or caught the client staring at the wonky tile

Grab it. Laugh at it.
And pass it to the apprentice who thinks he already knows it all.

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