Apocalyptica: Ye Olde Tails of Thee Horsepeople (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798185237632)

In the opening seconds of the cosmic ballet,

Dog created the universe.

And it's been going downhill ever since.

What happens when the entities meant

to bring about Armageddon decide they

actually quite like human things?

Like movies, milkshakes,

and weekend trips to Amsterdam?

They go to the pub, obviously

Warning: This book may contain

a time-travelling pregnant house spider,

a very playful, yapping God,

a bone throne, an organless skeleton

who can somehow flatulate

without any biological explanation,

a random fight outside a kebab shop,

a paradox or two - along with a cast of thousands.