Axes & Asshats: A Very Stupid Quest (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798316063000)

The prophecy was drunk. The heroes are idiots. The dungeon is definitely judging them.

In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world-or at least not make it worse.

Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells.

Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals.

Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is.

Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock.

Together (unfortunately), they must navigate a sentient dungeon, unionized goblins, cursed potions, an angry minotaur therapist, and a demon named Fartknuckle.

Packed with sarcastic swords, magical mishaps, and side quests no one asked for, Axes & Asshats is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud adventure.

Perfect for fantasy nerds, chaotic gamers, and readers who like their quests stupid and their humor smart.

Author: Dustin Gross
ISBN-13: 9798316063000
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 03/29/2025
Pages: 140
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.32lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.30d