Beyond The Grave With Cater Plib (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798185481134)

Carter Plib built a career out of being furious. For twenty-five years he was America's most reliable outrage machine - a right-wing pundit with a microphone, a merch store, and an audience of millions who tuned in daily to watch him be magnificently, professionally wrong about everything.

Then he died. Badly. On a golf cart.

Now Carter is sitting in the waiting room of eternity - flickering fluorescent lights, gray carpet, orange plastic chairs - next to a man with scurvy and a woman who appears to have died sometime during the Bronze Age. There is no signal. There is no comment section. And there is a four-thousand-page Standard Metaphysical Grievance Form that isn't going to fill itself out.

Stripped of his platform, his sponsors, and his carefully constructed outrage, Carter Plib is forced to do the one thing he spent his entire career avoiding: sit with himself.

Beyond The Grave With Carter Plib is a darkly comic reckoning with ego, accountability, and the terrifying silence that follows a life spent making noise. For anyone who has ever wondered what a man like that would have to answer for - the universe, it turns out, has very good paperwork.

For fans of Christopher Moore, David Sedaris, and Tom Perrotta.