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Biff is a humongous, pink, fuzzy monster. He has three eyes, shark-like teeth, a feather Mohawk, and enormous claws. But don't worry-he hasn't come to shred Ashton, the monster is there to help
Ashton admits that he's having a rough start to junior high. It's undeniable really. He's managed to tick off the queen bee, Bridget Bentley; somehow attracted the attention of the very strange Finch the Bizarro; gotten in trouble with Principal Surlaw (the dreaded Principotamus); and managed to knock out his front tooth before first period even started.
So maybe he does need help-but what can a monster named Biff do?
It turns out that Biff is there to take Ashton on a fantastic journey. Together, the two of them must venture to the world of Akrylica and help save the Smearkats from an evil force. Only Ashton can save the world, and he's going to have to learn how to overcome his own anxieties and fears if he has a hope of defeating the darkness ahead-on Akrylica and back at home.
This middle-grade fantasy novel is perfect for children starting middle school themselves. Intended as a way to bridge the gap between comic books and prose, its visual, kinetic style will be a delight to any reader
About the Author
Justin Guerra received his MFA in creative writing from Columbia University. He lives in Northern California with his wife, Bridget, his daughter, Brixtin, and his pair of teeny fluffy dogs, Frankenstein and Lily Bop.
Guerra eats pizza for breakfast, has a hat for every occasion, loves being a teacher, rides boards of all sorts, col-lects sparklies, and checks behind every large boulder and under each fallen log for dragon dens-to date he has documented three.
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Received an Advanced Reader Copy from a friend. I am an avid true crime reader and upon completion I question if the author is credible. The timeline does not add up for his age and the times of his alleged involvement in organized crime. Some of the things in the book he is alleged to have said and done I remember almost word for word from movies I had previously watched. He literally stole a scene from the movie the accountant with Ben Affleck and said that he did it. I did a little research after completing the book and learned that this author was also claiming in 2010 that he was a long time member of the Bloods Gang. That coupled with the above leads me to believe that it is nothing more than fantasy. Do not waste your time or money
Like it was written by George Santos
Received an Advanced Reader Copy from a friend. I am an avid true crime reader and upon completion I question if the author is credible. The timeline does not add up for his age and the times of his alleged involvement in organized crime. Some of the things in the book he is alleged to have said and done I remember almost word for word from movies I had previously watched. He literally stole a scene from the movie the accountant with Ben Affleck and said that he did it. I did a little research after completing the book and learned that this author was also claiming in 2010 that he was a long time member of the Bloods Gang. That coupled with the above leads me to believe that it is nothing more than fantasy. Do not waste your time or money
What a difficult story to tell. I appreciate the honesty and vulnerability. Definitely made me think.
I had hopes for this book but was not expecting what I would read within the pages. If your kink is deplorable grammar, incoherent sentences, and inconsistent messages, then this book is for you. At first, I thought the book I received was not the book I ordered. But as I dived in, it was very confusing. I would not recommend this book to anyone
There are not many reviews on the internet for this book. In researching the many stores selling the book, it was self-published which makes a lot of sense. The online description is written perfectly, so reading the actual book was very difficult. Pages two and three are written clearly as well as the table of contents. Pages 155 and 156 are also written logically.
It appears this book was written, then sent through a program like “Grammarly.” Once completed it seems it was published without being re-read or edited. The first clue was the title narrative that used “Has” instead of “As.” The table of contents is one page off from what it shows on pages four though seven. Many of the “q’s” are written as “[]”
Below are some examples of what was within the pages of this book written verbatim:
“Chains & Discipline/ Domination & entry/ Sadism & Masochism (BDSM) is a wide classification of bed room play.” Page 9
“When bringing up the topic of chains, you are actually asking a person to offer you their depend on, their flexibility, and also possibly their suggestion of security in exchange for sensual/sexual enjoyment, power-play, and also feasible re-evaluation of your very own connection.” Page 39
“Techni[]ue can take a selection of kinds and also be as easy or facility as you pick to (new paragraph) bargain for your details scenario” Page 52
“BDSM stands for chains as well as entry, technique and also supremacy as well as sadism and also masochism.” Page 125
“SHELF means Risk Aware Consensual Kink.” Page 130
“Approval is whatever.” Page 152
“your twist isn’t my twist, yet your twist is OKAY.” Page 153
“You can be a top, base, or button” Page 153
Good service, good book. Just what I was looking for! Thank you!