Bonjour, Chaos! (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798263089627)

I woke up in a hospital, wrapped in casts like a budget mummy, with strangers claiming to be my parents and calling me "Magpie."
So, apparently, I'm not Rose anymore-I'm Carla, and Magpie turns out to be my nickname. At least, that's what the grumpy nurse with lipstick in her teeth keeps insisting as she tries to shove pills the size of meteors down my throat.

And don't even get me started on the terrifying man who kidnapped me and keeps telling me I'm destined to save all of France from something called the "504"-even though I don't even live in France!

Whatever this 504 is, if it's scarier than the hospital food, we're all doomed.

So, buckle up and enjoy my nightmare-I mean, story.