Bored Beagle: My Winter of Discontent (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781720602576)

This diary-style book collects the misadventures of a bored and mischievous beagle and his family. We are proud to be supporting Great Ormond Street Hospital with proceeds from this book. I'm Russell, I'm five, and I live with She (pack leader, or so She thinks), He, Lad and Young Lad. They are not a normal family. It worries me at times. Here are the good things about me: I'm very affectionate. Especially if you are holding a piece of food. Er... that's it.Here are some other facts about me: I roll in fox poo, cow pats, decomposing rats and fish by the river, and anything else truly vile. (I have occasionally excelled myself by finding human excrement in the bushes.) I fart a lot and have trouble with my anal glands. I snore loudly. I steal food. I raid bins. I eat things from the bathroom waste bin that you wouldn't think could be eaten. This is the story of my daily struggles in living with my family. If your household has a dog, teenagers, working parents and a cavalier attitude towards the cleanliness of the kitchen, some of my thoughts might strike a chord with you...

Author: Russell The Beagle
ISBN-10: 1720602573
ISBN-13: 9781720602576
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 07/16/2018
Pages: 262
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.78lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.55d