Burps, Boogers, and Broken Rules: The Ultimate Guide to Being a Kid (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798304470933)

Welcome to the unpredictable world of the fourth grade. A magical crossroads where childhood curiosity meets the first signs of tween chaos. It's an age when pizza day is cause for celebration, long division is a nightmare, and every day involves questionable snacks and burping the alphabet.

In this heartfelt tribute to ten-year-olds everywhere, we explore the delightful absurdities of life as a fourth grader. The endless stream of wild questions like, "Why can't I have cake for breakfast?" "Why did the Tooth Fairy leave Joey five bucks and I only got one?"

For parents, kids, and anyone nostalgic for simpler, messier days, this book captures the unfiltered honesty, chaotic creativity, and pure brilliance of childhood. So, grab a snack, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and nod approvingly. Because growing up has always been as ridiculous as it is wonderful.

Author: Allen R. Smith
ISBN-13: 9798304470933
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 12/22/2024
Pages: 236
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.71lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.50d