Camel Toe: The Memoirs of a Desert Casanova (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798282475814)

Buckle your sandbelts and lubricate liberally-Karim, the world's most libidinous lover, is on a global mission to seduce, surrender, and scandalise every flavour of fantasy Earth (and occasionally the underworld) has to offer. His loyal companion? A sarcastic, sex-positive camel named Balthazar who knows more about pegging than most human men.

From tantric gurus in Mumbai to French dominatrixes with leather-bound safe words, OnlyFans stars who do unspeakable things with fruit to yoga instructors who redefine downward dog-Karim leaves no bed unrumpled, no fetish unexplored, and no border uncrossed (even if Interpol disagrees).

Each chapter is a standalone erotic misadventure, blending surreal sex magic, filthy wit, and whip-smart absurdity. Think Casanova meets South Park, with BDSM gear and a passport.

Oh, and yes-there's a full-moon werewolf gangbang. Obviously.