Cannass: The Best Weight Loss Program in the Universe (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781090690258)

The Best Weight Loss Program in the Universe!

"After reading a lot of fitness books that complicate everything, this simple funny satire drills home two obvious truths that will solve 90% of weight-loss and fitness problems. People who get upset with this little book only do so because they can't follow through on these two basic truths. We need more reality-therapy like this in the world today. There's no magic pill or special approach. Just do these two things. It's so simple it's scary." (Paulie Amigo, author of the popular book "You Suck: A Self-Help Satire")

(Combine this common-sense program with the mindfulness workbook "30 Days to Stop Overeating" or "30 Days to Reduce Stress" by Harper Daniels for an intense dose of mindfulness. Be mindful of your health. And if you need awesome self-help notebooks to get you through life, look for author Guru Notebooks.)

Fat cells will explode, and will never return.

Fat cells have been dominating the Earth for the last century. Entire countries have been sinking under the weight of human fat cells, ocean's waters have been rising, and galaxies have been colliding. It is time to take action, before it's too late.

Physicians, scientists, professors, podcasters, and social media influencers have been working hard to combat the fat cell epidemic. Though these highly skilled experts have tried their best to discover a solution, nothing has worked. Until now...

Cannass has been discovered as the BEST WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM in the universe. Capable of destroying fat cell colonies by the millions, this ancient weight loss program has been successful for thousands of years. Only recently has this ancient weight loss practice been rediscovered. Human beings have become so dominated by fat cells that they forgot their ancestors practiced Cannass. What do you think the Great Pyramid of Giza, Stonehenge, and Chichen-Itza are all reminders of? You guessed it...Cannass! Forget no more! The program is now at your finger tips.

Read Cannass and find out how to eliminate fat cells immediately. It's time to eradicate fat, especially from North America and some European countries...because the fat cell colonies are breeding like crazy in those places. Enjoy your journey to fat cell elimination. The health of the universe depends on you.

**Cannass makes for a great gift anytime...especially for the holidays, when fat cells party and hookup like crazy**

"After reading Cannass and applying the steps, my fat cells were reducing in great number. It was amazing!"

"I tried every diet out there, but nothing worked. I decided to read Cannass to see if it could offer something different. It did. What's not different, however, is that our ancestors were practicing these steps daily; but we let fat dominate our bodies and minds, forgetting this ancient weight loss program. My life has changed by returning to these ancient and proven steps! I will forever follow Cannass."

"I was buying all kinds of expensive diet programs, personal trainers, meal plans, supplements...you name it. Not anymore! I'm going to give Cannass as a gift to all my friends. Everyone needs Cannass...especially the burrito, soda, and pizza addicts in America."

"At first I thought this book was a joke. I was insulted. But the next day, I woke up thinking that Cannass just might be the way to reduce fat. I overcame my presumptions, and applied the steps. A few weeks later, fat cells are disappearing! You have to try this program!"

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Author: Richard Fatmen
ISBN-10: 1090690258
ISBN-13: 9781090690258
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 03/16/2019
Pages: 54
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.20lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.13d