Chaos Survival Handbook: A Rookie's Guide to Mayhem, Because Hopes and Dreams Won't Save You, Planning Ahead Just Might (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798273030251)

The world is wobbling on the edge of collapse - and you still don't know what size batteries your flashlight takes ?

Chaos Survival Handbook is your brutally honest, darkly funny guide to outsmarting disaster before it outsmarts you. Forget feel-good pep talks and motivational nonsense; this book is for real people who know that hope is not a plan.

Inside, you'll learn how to stock food and water, defend your home, pack a bug-out bag, and stay sane when the world loses its Wi-Fi signal. It's practical, sarcastic, and painfully relevant - a rookie's roadmap for anyone who prefers preparedness over panic.

Because when chaos comes knocking, hopes and dreams won't save you - but planning ahead just might