Christmas Bizarre (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781500696641)

What do Santa's Sidekick, a dead lawyer and a geriatric vampire have in common? Meet Mina Kitchen - a forty-something single who finds trouble quicker than she can whip up a batch of breakfast breads. Plural. Her catering disorder runs neck-and-neck with her weird luck, and her cat's weirder tendency toward gnawing elf gear. Okay, and getting kidnapped a couple of times in one week is a little strange, too. Her next door neighbor Vito's past as ex-leader of the Moils, the Jewish-Polish Family from Bumville, New Jersey, comes to light and throws a dollop of dilemmas into an already simmering plot. Top it all off with a counterfeiting ring, a county-wide dearth of holiday wrapping tape, and a mass of pets running loose at the local mall, and what do you have? A recipe for disaster that Mina whips to a froth. Christmas Bizarre will keep you smiling when you're not shouting up a belly laugh. Set in Lancaster, "Pee-Ay" you'll discover a lively cast of characters, funny dialogue and lots of twists and turns. Hang on tight - you're in for a slalom of a holiday ride. Christmas Bizarre is packed with delightful surprises - along with a bonus of free recipes, vetted by Lund's chef husband, for your own culinary creation and consumption. **Recipes included **

Author: Lizz Lund
ISBN-10: 1500696641
ISBN-13: 9781500696641
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 08/14/2014
Pages: 334
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.73lbs
Size: 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.70d